Lukewarm Cover Blurb Contest: Winners!

Thank you to everyone who participated in the Lukewarm Cover Blurb Contest.  My husband, the original Lukewarm Blurber, has chosen his favorites, and without further ado:

Tied for third place are Unpublished Guy and  Dan. 

Unpublished Guy's entry:

A giant lateral leap in our understanding of human societies, Guns, Germs, and Mutton Chops chronicles the way the modern world came to be and stunningly dismantles rational theories of human history. 

Dan's entry.:

I do not regret walking into the bookstore the day I bought this book at a discount. 

In second place, Nate Wilson:

This is a book that no one else on earth would even have conceived of writing. The author's word choice is stunning, and his plot twists boggle the mind. I couldn't get through it fast enough. 

And the first place winner is Dan again, with nicely cynical entry.

Minimal spelling errors, characters with consistent names, fewer than six plot holes: perfect for the tired high school English teacher in your life.

Winners: Please contact me at liviablackburne at gmail dot com with your mailing address.  Thanks to everyone for participating!

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  1. Great lines! I really did intend to enter, but I've been posting poems and poetry prompts each day for National Poetry Month and have barely managed that!

    It was fun to read the entries.

  2. Definatley liked the First place winner there. Dan seems to be a talented lukewarm reviewer. :}